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When Justin Cho, 36, returned to his hometown of Dumont, New Jersey, with dreams of launching a food truck, his…
Chief Executive Officer (CEO): the King of the Wankers. Zero brains and even less experience. A privately educated dog turd…
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I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought…
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Benevolent producers, a million dollars just isn’t what it used to be. Neither is the $75,000 third-place prize I happened…
Dear Hiring Managers of the World, I am writing to inform you that I’ll no longer be writing cover letters…
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