Let’s make this clear: I’m a reasonable person. I’m not asking for the meals to be not disgusting—sure, that’ll be…
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To My Student Loan Servicing Company: Send the little man in the silken booties so I can start guessing his…
In a confounding decision, my workplace has decided that financial bonuses will be divvied out using the same system as…
KNOXVILLE, TN – Early Christmas reporting has confirmed local gamer and son of very messily divorced parents Jake Hoppins is…
Bill Green (7’2, 460 lbs) is just a normal guy with no job, just like you. Bill Green wakes up…
This universal and relatable lifehack can be used by just about anyone this holiday season. It’s simple, effective, and will…
Is this some kind of sick joke? I signed up for multi-colored hair modeling fun not a lapful of neon…
You know his face, but you probably don’t know his name. For forty seven years, Uncle Herschel ubiquitously sat next…
Welp, there’s another $25,000 of research and market testing down the drain. Our efforts to convert this unfocused website into…
7 a.m.: Hit the gym, gotta get the pump on. Pecs and tris have to be popping for best hug-feel. …