I think what our modern day Axis Powers are doing is good work.
Vanguard, Blackrock, Statestreet.
The Big Three dominating the Monopoly board with more and more Starbuckses.
We don’t need railroads. Women’s safe havens. Hurricane shelters. Adoption agencies. Airports. Hospitals. Nursing homes.
We The People need more Starbuckses. We don’t have enough. There is no “enough”.
Everything will become a parent company, a Mom and Pop, for Starbucks.
Legal DBA: Starbucks, The World Family Company.
There will be more storefronts than population. For every household of 5, there will be at least 10. It’s basic economics. Pareto’s Principle.
And by law, if you have more than the 3 kids allotted to you, and the real estate can no longer be built up or down or out; you must kill them or sacrifice yourself, via mobile app drive thru execution, to maximize their profit and your satisfaction. Double the stars if you pay for the person behind you.
City planning and where we plan our next warfront will be for the greater good of the Green Goddess’s Homeland and future construction.
Every home will be a Starbucks.
Every business, mom and pop,
Pop and pop laundromat,
Mom and mom pharmacy,
Boys and Girls club,
Community park,
Carnival Cruise Ship,
That Taco Bell Cantina by the Sea in Pacifica.
Targets that have the Starbucks inside will be Starbuckses on the inside and out.
The Costco food courts will undergo top and bottom surgery and transition into Starbucks.
Walmarts that have McDonalds — McDonalds is the bigger business. They’re headed toward nuclear war.
Apartments will become multi – level Starbucks complexes.
Multi-family quadplexes will become Starbucks family businesses.
Outdoor and indoor malls will be under construction until every store is a Starbucks. Select stores will serve wine, in a plastic cup, with a sippy lid. Straws you’ll have to purchase with purchase necessary. You can’t just buy a straw.
Others will serve Tom Holland’s AAlcohol free beer and you will be charged an extra fee, because it’s assumed you, prohibitionist traitor, still buy liquor from the mob, which will make frugal, entry level sobers relapse, because it’s too good a deal, to not get back on the wagon to then fall off the wagon. This is why we no longer have wagons, so you can drink, get in your car, and drive into a utility pole in the middle of the night and life inevitably moves on. Next.
The U.S. flag will be green and white with Lady Liberty siren calling us to the brain contusioning, unaltered, unfaltered, Brown Sugar Oatmilk Shaken Espresso, rocks.
The world currency will be mine-able stars and they expire. Quickly.
Indian Reservations will become Starbucks Reserves.
Every job on Indeed will either be hiring for machine elf executioners or recruiting housewives to the new Mary Kay MLM, hounding the last remaining homeowners to sell or exercise eminent domain to use as locations for more Starbuckses.
Why? No one knows.