Water Adventures for All Tastes and Ages
Odysseus’ Ten-Year Route — Troy to Ithaca, with Underworld Side Trip
(River Styx Hades Travel)
Florida Everglades: Bird-Sized-Insect Rafting Journey
(Mosquito Repellent Cruises)
Queen of the Nile Romantic Getaways: Bring Your Caesar AND Mark Antony
(Cleopatra Trimarans)
Jaws Beach: Survival, Escape, and Evasion Surfing Adventures
(Chairman of the Board Hydrofoils)
Grateful Dead Sea Trips with Nightly Concerts on the High Seas
(Jerry Garcia Lost Sailor Lyrical Cruise Lines)
Grand Rio Grande Float: Spotting Terrorists and Other Immigrants
(ICY Cruising)
Peoples Temple Jonestown/Georgetown Guyana Coastal Cruise
(Very Kool Aid Tours)
Strait of Hormuz Oil Tanker Experience: See What Fuss Was About
(Iran Victory Tours)
Run Silent, Run Deep Melting Iceberg Sub Exploration (Deep & Weep Climate Change Tours)
Venezuelan Fishing Boat (Wink, Wink) Escape and Evasion Runs
(Target Lines)
It’s a Small World Virtual Excursion Float Through Your Own GI Track
(Disney Makes It Real Rides)
Reggae Island Hopping: “The Caribbean on Ganja” for Boyz and Girlz
(Jamaican Juke Boats)
Titanic Recreation: Riding Prow of the Ship – Southampton to Heaven
(Hollywood Amusement Lines)
Bermuda triangle – Miami, Bermuda, and San Juan Vertices – Math Voyage
(Hypotenuse Outings)
Greenland Lot Acquisition Speculative Research Sail – From Mar-a-Lago
(Old Ironsides Frigates)
Incredibly Shrinking Barrier Reefer Trip – While It’s Still There
(High Times Coral Sea Ventures)
Poseidon Adventure Upside Down Cakes and Cruise
(Rogue Wave Luxury Liners)
Chilled Martini -128.6 Vostok Station / Antarctica “Beach” Cruise
(Avoid Global Warning Jaunts)
Senior Citizen Marlin Fishing Expeditions off Key West and Cuba
(Hemingway Style Adventure Skiffs with No Unnecessary Embellishments)
Heart of Darkness Native Cruises: Africa – Novel or Vietnam – Movie
(Colonel Kurtz Apocalypse Crafts)
Pirates of the Gulf of Aden: Cruise from Yemen to Somali
(Real Pirates of the Caribbean Trekkers)
Cuckoo’s Nest Columbia River Hydroelectric Power Plant Cruises
(Nurse Ratched Lines)
Taylor’s Swift Boat Trips from Coney Island to Carolina Creeks
(Snow on the Beach Boats)
Crimean Peninsula Pop Up Expeditions
(“Ukraine, You Saw, You Conquered?” Black Bear Sub Rides)
Ring Around the Equator Heat Check Survivors’ Excursion
(Some Like It Hot Ships)
Jersey Shore Party Culture/Hookup/GTL Houseboat Floats
(Meatball Problem Party Boats)
B.B. King Mississippi River Blues and Booze Extravaganzas
(Muddy Waters Paddle Wheelers)
Pinching-Nose-Closed Coastal Sewage Run between San Diego and Tijuana
(Cartel Cruising)
George Armstrong Custer Hair-Raising Little Bighorn River Float-By
(Lakota Canoes – No Reservations)
In Place Club Med Cruise – For Late Boomers Who Take 10+ Meds
(No Movement “Cruise” Lines)
