Alexander: It looks like a pretzel. Morokephalos: Sire, pretzels have not been invented yet. (gargled breathing and a dull thud) Alexander: Clean this…
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Dear Director, I hope this letter, handwritten with the finest ink, finds you well. I’m contacting you because I feel…
America is now well into its Terrible 200s and, as such, needs to have a state motto update. For instance,…
We here at Robot Butt just wanted to take a second, reflect, and wish everyone a happy Saturday of Wimbledon…
The Muse has been around for a long time. No one knows exactly how long. We do know that the…
A local theatre group in Atlanta has made the “bold and artistically courageous'” decision to reimagine Rent as a nineteenth…
École Primaire de Falaise, 1032-1046 AD Insists he is not a ‘bastard’ despite the fact that his parents were never…
“The only thing prohibiting transit through the Straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping,” Hegseth declared. “It is open…
Passover this year reminded me of the thrill I once had tagging along with Elijah – the coolest prophet in…
Capitalizing on a recent story about fossilized vomit, paleontology students hypothesized all the reasons why a prehistoric sea predator might puke. Knowing…