Hi, I’m one of those Northerners you hear about all the time who refuses to get over the Civil War. I ride around with my Fort Sumter replica flag on the roof of my car playing “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” at top volume out the windows, and I constantly lament the fact that Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Johnson went so soft on the South when it came to that whole Reconstruction thing. Now, I’ve been to a bunch of Civil War reenactments with my Northern buddies, and we usually drink to excess that first night around the campfire…
Author: Shawn Carlow
Shawn Carlow
Shawn Carlow is a man. But more than a man, he is also a confounding mix of chemicals and brainwave activity. He has done standup around LA, written and directed award-winning shorts and produced and written for Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Wil Wheaton, and Deon Cole. Hooray.