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Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
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Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Football Pepto Bismol Commercial Stars to Join Usher for Super Bowl Halftime ShowBy Maury LevineJanuary 30, 2024 CBS has announced that the stars of the popular and jingle-infused Pepto Bismol commercials will join Usher for the Apple…
Football Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options By Maury LevineDecember 10, 2023 Following the enormous continiued success of NFL RedZone, the NFL has announced several new viewing options that are sure to…
Football The Super Bowl, as Explained by Someone Who Doesn’t Watch FootballBy Alanna WeissmanFebruary 1, 2019 The football is a roundish object, or, as Wikipedia describes it, an “oblong spheroid.” Round balls suffice for most every…