EDITORS NOTE: They have sent a cease and desist. We owe them somewhere in the ballpark of $300,000. The pictures I used technically count as using Idris Elba’s likeness.
Author: Walt Braley
Walt Braley
Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.
I’m being so serious. I think if the right people see it we can get Paramount Plus to either sponsor the post, or think they already did. So everyone behave. Don’t comment or do anything weird or you’ll screw this up for me. I’m trying to support my red dude and get absolutely paid. Share this around with tweets that are like “dang, Robot Butt sold out” or “nice try paramount plus but I’m not watching your dumb show just because you paid a niche internet humor site.” There are ads for this show EVERYWHERE. We can easily sneak one…
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This is the second one of these I’ve made. You’re welcome.
Hi all! I’m one of the editors of this great site and I finally finished my first horror novel! Because so many of you are familiar with my writing (and clearly have excellent taste or you wouldn’t be here), I was wondering if you’d look at my pitch I wrote and give me some notes before I send this thing to every publisher I can find on google. Oh, I’m also attaching the cover because I just got it back and I am PSYCHED about it. I am not really looking for notes on the cover (paid the artist A…
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You can click this one at work and no one will ever question your productivity again.
Whatever happened to the good old days, when I could walk down the block and clear out a whole magazine stand for a few bucks. I used to have everything from Better Home & Garden to Weird Pets Monthly. These days, magazines are either gone, or ten dollars for one issue of some flimsy thing that has more pictures of Harrison Styles than it does high-quality, large-fonted writing! So here’s why I’m peeved off. If print media is really dead, then that means cutting up magazines to make ransom letters is dead too. Ever since this whole internet thing took…