Author: Walt Braley

Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, all of these movies (except one*) are streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! *We left the one that isn’t on Tubi on the list because it’s easily accessible online and we feel like it’s streaming on Tubi “in spirit.” Dog movies have been around since the dawn of time and will continue to get made long…

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Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Mixed media in animation is so cool. Don’t we all agree after watching all of Smiling Friends three times that there’s nothing cooler than when a weird 3D or live-action character pops into a 2D animation? When Fred Willard is live-action in Wall-E, we’re hooting. We all…

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NEW YORK – Happy Gilmore 2 star and newlywed Travis Kelce hasn’t gotten to the honeymoon phase just yet, as multiple reports have now claimed he did not return his rented tuxedo to any Men’s Wearhouse location before they closed on Sunday, July 5th. “It’s just kind of frustrating, because he had actually had an extra day,” said Men’s Wearhouse Store #1198 cashier Dave. “We normally require them back the day after the event, but with the holiday we told him he could bring it Sunday instead, and he still didn’t get it to us. We really really need it.”…

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We here at Robot Butt just wanted to take a second, reflect, and wish everyone a happy Saturday of Wimbledon 2026. We aren’t aware of anything else going on today so we can only assume everyone is going to living it up just like us. We’ll be drinking Pimm’s Cups at a record speed and yelling “that was in?!” every 90 seconds from approximately 9:00 A.M. to around 5:00 P.M. These times are of course in Eastern time and not aligned with beautiful foggy London. Around 5:30, we will take to our local courts for some back and forth action…

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Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, both Hellraiser and Critters (as well as some sequels to both) are streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Editor’s Note: This is a repost of an old piece from our friends at the Daily Drunk. One of my favorite 80s movies is a surreal horror tale about tall, powerful robed figures who come to our world…

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I saw the new Masters of The Universe movie on opening night and unfortunately have a decent amount of thoughts on it. Since it is tracking to bomb, I figured why not take part in its uneventful coming and going by taking my uninformed opinions and putting them here on our site, that is also tracking to bomb in viewership this weekend. To get it out of the way immediately, I think this movie is good! I’m not interested in writing the one serious film essay I’ll write this year so I can dogpile on a movie that literally only…

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Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Dracula, probablyStarring: “actors”Screenplay By: gas leaksFor Fans Of: Dark Souls MimicsThing I Find Funny: This article isn’t about Dracula 3000. Originally, this article was going to be about The Batman Vs. Dracula (2005). I am beyond positive I originally watched it on Tubi, but would you believe that despite…

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