Author: Walt Braley

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Ray KelloggStarring: A Real Lizard That Doesn’t Know He’s In A MovieScreenplay By: Didn’t look it up. They’re likely dead and won’t be mad at me. For Fans Of: 50’s sci-fi movies that are actually just about necking in a small town, MST3K, pet lizardsThing I Find Funny: They blow…

I’ve created a simple infographic to build up hype for showing you an awesome video I watched alone, barely remember, and don’t think aligns with any of your known interests!

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Danny DonesStarring: Allison Shrum, Quinnlan Ashe, Schyler Tillett, Ted Welch, Henry Haggard, Rashad Rayford, Phillip Cordell and Ravi Patel.Screenplay By: Danny Dones and Phillip CordellFor Fans Of: Robocop, Rocket Jump, Empire International PicturesCool Line: “Good luck, I live in SPACCCCE!” A group of outlaws suffer reveal after reveal as they hole up in…

Some of our staff really really want to keep that shirt. No one seems to want the keys, but we’ll probably just make whoever takes the vodka also take them. Don’t miss our open mic this Wednesday night! Dayton locals are ready to show off their bizzarre talents! Get your tickets now to see one of the most highly-conceptualized and dumb as hell comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

We will back to our usual hours this Wednesday, March 4th, when we will have our open mic night. 12 INSANE Dayton locals will take the stage at 8:00 P.M. at the Annoyance theater in Chicago. Get your tickets now to see one of the most set-dressed and punk rock comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

The show is a breakneck character showcase where two performers portray 12 different psychos that are going to make the absolute most of the 2 minutes of stage time they’ve been given. Get your tickets now to see one of the most high-effort and experimental comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

Last weekend, I went to beautiful and terrifying Daytona Beach, Florida for arguably the biggest NASCAR race weekend of the year. My trip was exciting, shocking, and informative. Here’s a breakdown of all the important life lessons I learned! When Kyle Busch has already won the pole position for Sunday’s 500, he has no reason to try to win the Duel on Thursday night This is obvious and every race fan knows it. In fact, it would be really stupid for a budding race fan from out of town to bet money on him to win the duel. It would…

Cute puns? Affirmations? Genuinely sweet admittances of affection? YAWN! Those cards couldn’t be more boring, vague, and inefficient. That’s why we’re starting a card printing service that uses every inch of blank space to convey EXACTLY what you need to say to your partner and nothing else. The only words on the card with be the message you need delivered, and maybe the answer to whatever you think their first question will be after they read that message. To clarify, this is serious. If you order and put in a funny personal message or inside joke, your order will be…

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, an important football game. We’re almost certainly going to do a post about it. Probably something like “10 Ways To Guarantee You Never Have To Host A Super Bowl Party At Your Apartment Or See Anyone Who Attended This Year’s Ever Again.” Because of this, I went to Canva to find a simple Super Bowl watch party graphic that I could slightly alter and use as our header image, as I often do. For example, here’s one I didn’t change other than adding our little guy, that I found very funny because it is SO…

These Winter events are some of the most popular around the entire world, and yet, they get no respect from the olympic committee. Snowball Fighting It’s time. We all want to see an absolute mammoth of a man hurl a ball of soft snow so hard that they make them wear helmets at the next Winter Olympics. Shoveling The Driveway Whichever athlete is able to safely pull out a 2016 Nissan Rogue first wins. Funniest Snowman Sure, we could just have “snowman building,” but do you really want to tune in to see countries make pitch perfect snowmen? No, you…