We here at Robot Butt just wanted to take a second, reflect, and wish everyone a happy Saturday of Wimbledon 2026. We aren’t aware of anything else going on today so we can only assume everyone is going to living it up just like us. We’ll be drinking Pimm’s Cups at a record speed and yelling “that was in?!” every 90 seconds from approximately 9:00 A.M. to around 5:00 P.M. These times are of course in Eastern time and not aligned with beautiful foggy London.
Around 5:30, we will take to our local courts for some back and forth action of our own.
Then, after rage-quitting around 6:00, we’ll head to bed, eager to eat more beans and toast tomorrow morn. We hope everyone else enjoys the day exactly like we will be, and again are not aware of anything else happening that would be worth giving attention to other than all that stuff we said.
EDITOR’S CORRECTION: Egg on our faces! It was almost immediately brought to our attention we missed something of extreme historical importance today. There are apparently some fairly big World Cup match ups happening today. We’re solely tennis people here at Robot Butt, so this fully missed us. Please check out those matches if they sound interesting to you!
EDITOR’S SECOND CORRECTION: Oh my god we’re idiots. It’s literally a nationally observed holiday over a hundred years in the making. today is the 164th Alice in Wonderland Day.