Some of our staff really really want to keep that shirt. No one seems to want the keys, but we’ll…
EVERYWHERE – Recent reports have confirmed that your oven has the time wrong right now.
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Love your lover! Love that for you. But just in case they’re new, pay attention to a thing or two.
Next Fall, every school in the country will have small children smearing peanut sandwiches on their desks like it’s 1993! As…
Hey Neighbor! I’d say Happy Monday but it’s Tuesday, which means last night was Monday night, which I guess isn’t…
We will back to our usual hours this Wednesday, March 4th, when we will have our open mic night. 12…
Exhausted from the hustle and bustle of the holidays, movie goers around the world were excited to sleep through the…
Salutations, my textual American acquaintances! It is I, the honourable Charles Joseph Nathaniel Wellington Shrewsberry, your guide and translator of…
Thanks for inviting me to your wedding! I’m so happy to be included. It speaks volumes that the person I booty call every Saturday and the occasional…