Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies…
Alexander: It looks like a pretzel. Morokephalos: Sire, pretzels have not been invented yet. (gargled breathing and a dull thud) Alexander: Clean this…
Dear Director, I hope this letter, handwritten with the finest ink, finds you well. I’m contacting you because I feel…
Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies…
Earlier this month some MAGA bonehead unfurled a banner at a baseball game that read “100+ million deportations.” The White…
America is now well into its Terrible 200s and, as such, needs to have a state motto update. For instance,…
If you’re anything like me, you absolutely crave new music. You probably also know that, as the powerhouses of creativity…
Dear Sirs, I am writing to inform you of my immediate and utterly justified withdrawal from these premises, effective post haste.…
Although dead, I, Midge McDongle, voted twice to pass the SaveAmerica Act. If you can’t vote in November, you’re welcome.…
Your iPhone, without, in the slightest, being asked to do so, drops hints that the weekend is fast-approaching. As a…