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      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      From the people that brought you KPop Demon Hunters

      May 23, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Amy Heckerling’s Loser 

      May 19, 2026

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      May 18, 2026

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      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Jelly Roll and Post Malone Embark On “We’re The Same Guy” Tour 

      April 29, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      From the people that brought you KPop Demon Hunters

      May 23, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Amy Heckerling’s Loser 

      May 19, 2026

      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026
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      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026

      A Cartoon About Alarm Clocks

      February 4, 2026

      Happy Holidays! Here’s A Cartoon About Christmas Trees

      December 25, 2025

      The Riddles Of Dragon Hollow: An Ultra-Short Pulp Fantasy Parody

      September 20, 2025

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026

      THE THREE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

      January 23, 2026

      Beckett versus Beckett

      October 4, 2025
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      Top Hegseth-Like Quotes Throughout History, And From My Neighbor Phil

      May 3, 2026

      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025
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      May 20, 2026

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      May 16, 2026

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      April 27, 2026

      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

      May 29, 2026

      It’s A Pizza War! What Slice Are You Voting For?

      May 27, 2026

      Softest Onesie I’ve Ever Owned (Although It Did Cause a Demon Spirit to Possess My Wife)

      May 25, 2026

      What I Want To Say to the Guy Peeing In the Urinal Next to Me Even Though There Are A Bunch of Others Available 

      May 24, 2026
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      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

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      June 17, 2022

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      February 7, 2026

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      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super Bowl

      February 21, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

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      February 8, 2026
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      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

      HEARTBREAKING: Middle Schooler With Mad Libs Book Out Of Bad Words

      January 26, 2026

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      January 3, 2023

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      July 17, 2015

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      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026
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      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

      May 29, 2026

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      It’s A Pizza War! What Slice Are You Voting For?

      May 27, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

      May 29, 2026

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      It’s A Pizza War! What Slice Are You Voting For?

      May 27, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026

      Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

      May 29, 2026

      I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

      May 28, 2026

      It’s A Pizza War! What Slice Are You Voting For?

      May 27, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

      May 26, 2026
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    Coming Clean to My Health Insurance: The Real Reasons for Those Claims You Denied

    By Caitie KarasikMay 29, 2026

    Thanks for keeping me honest! I actually wanted regular, non-medical attention. So sorry for the mix-up. My brother changed his…

    Sports

    I Want All The Office Chairs and Tables Stored Where They Definitely Won’t Get Destroyed: Underneath The Wrestling Ring

    By Joe SchiappaMay 28, 2026

    Greetings everyone.  Quick reminder: we have our entire office getting painted this week. I kindly ask that all long, collapsible…

    Life

    It’s A Pizza War! What Slice Are You Voting For?

    By T.S. CarneyMay 27, 2026

    New Yorkers! “Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!” Well… maybe that’s too extreme, but really—take back what…

    Movies & TV

    Tubi Tuesday: Charles Band’s Crash!

    By Walt BraleyMay 26, 2026

    Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies…

    Life

    Softest Onesie I’ve Ever Owned (Although It Did Cause a Demon Spirit to Possess My Wife)

    By MJ HunterMay 25, 2026

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ (4.5/5) First Impressions First impressions of the product were that the packaging was a little basic, although this was…

    Life

    What I Want To Say to the Guy Peeing In the Urinal Next to Me Even Though There Are A Bunch of Others Available 

    By Jaemin FeldmanMay 24, 2026

    Look, maybe this is my fault for parking myself at the urinal closest to the door in this ginormous, empty…

    Capitalism

    SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

    By The Robot Butt StaffMay 23, 2026

    Need legal help? Call these two lawyers standing back to back on a billboard and they can help, I think!…

    Life

    7 Foods That I Think Are Icky

    By Marph GlandburgMay 23, 2026

    Due to my summer birthday (Switch 2 baby!) making me the first 7-year-old in my class, I have recently become…

    Movies & TV

    From the people that brought you KPop Demon Hunters

    By Percy OlsenMay 23, 2026

    Indie Rock Cabin Renters Classic Rock Boomer Hunters U2 World Problem Solvers Sludge Metal Tasty Riffers Talking Heads Psycho Killers…

    Life

    Book Titles That Read Different When You’re Famished

    By Nolan YardMay 22, 2026

    The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwich The Lobster Tails of Robin Hood To Grill a Mockingbird The Catcher in the…

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