This is a true story that happened to me today. Like with all my stories, I tell it bluntly without…
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I think what our modern day Axis Powers are doing is good work.Vanguard, Blackrock, Statestreet.The Big Three dominating the Monopoly…
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Okay, that’s a lie. Interviewer #1: Before we get started, can I offer you anything to drink? Me: No, that’s…
A recent, explosive article in Vulture revealed that Larry Ellison’s 191-foot superyacht was named “the Izanami, after a Shinto deity, until it was pointed…
This Valentine’s Day, we thought we might as well shoot our shot at a romantic brand relationship. Sweethearts Candy, these…
These haiku will tell you everything you need to know about where you’ll now spend the majority of your life!…
We’ve agreed to signal boost this magic rope listing for a goblin named Grutnag. Looks like quite the deal! Make…
To: All Employees From: IT As you may have deduced from our on-going refusal to acknowledge any of your support…