Tickets! Buy your tickets for this Saturday’s Prom dance! Oh my god — hi! Do you want one? No? — Ugh! No, it’s fine… I just feel like I’m wasting my time. And, look, I know what you are thinking…but the whole student council worked really hard on this dance and everything, and I just think like… Okay, so what, we had a severe string of biblical plagues — who cares?! Prom can still happen! And I know, I know, Principal Foster like just came on the PA system and said official statements from the police, coroner’s office and the President of…