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    These Are the Weirdest Promotions in Major League Baseball History

    The Robot Butt StaffBy The Robot Butt StaffApril 5, 2019Updated:August 29, 2022No Comments2 Mins Read
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    Indians Promos

    More than any other sport, giveaways and promotions are an essential, ingrained aspect of baseball. And throughout the years, there have been some real doozies – Ten Cent Beer Night, Disco Demolition Night… not to mention all of the wacky things going on down in the minors.

    But the Cleveland Indians really seem to be taking their penchant for weird promotions to a new level (they were, after all, the team behind Ten Cent Beer Night). And it’s been going on for a while, right under our noses!

    Look what they were rolling out just a few years ago:

    Jar of Human Hair Night

    Bag of Mayo Night

    Saltines and Ice Night

    Cult Night

    Prostate Exam Night

    1995 Magazine Night

    Used Car Night

    Wooden Casket

    White T Shirt Night

    Blank Cassette Night

    Horse Meat Night

    Cat Shirt Night

    Squirrel Giveaway

    Baked Beans Night

    Terry Francona Doll Night

    Mascot Revue Night

    Make Out With Relative Night

    No Bathrooms Night

    Purple Rubber Night

    Okay, you can argue those promotions were maybe a product of cutting costs as they were gearing up to contend again. And if that’s the case, you can applaud the organization for at least trying to give something to the fans in attendance.

    But then the promotions really started to get weird…

    Jim Thome Statue Night

    Nachos Night

    Free Grandpa Night

    Treated Like Animal Night

    Exotic Food Night

    Commode Night Fireworks

    Creed Cover Band

    Fun’s over, right? There’s no way the team could still be rolling out promotions like this, right? After all, this is one of the most successful teams in the American League – they went to a World Series in 2016! Surely they are above these craven displays of hubris… right?

    No. No they are not.

    Freeze a Family Member

    Banned Substance Night

    Investment Night

    Rabid Apes Night

    Beer Vendors Night

    Condiments Night

    Nude 5k Night

    Fertilize the Field Night

    Mouse Problem Night

    Any Surgery Night

    At this point, you should know there’s no stopping the Indians. There’s no telling what types of baseball promotions they’ll be capable of if we leave their sick minds unchecked.

    If these new promotions they’re rolling out are any indication… God help us all…

    Sponge Bath Night

    John Adams Toast Night

    Nude Umpire Night

    Slap Night

    Plague Night

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