We recently heard that pop super star and alleged pedophile super star Drake released three albums on the same day. Inspired by his relentless drive to release content regardless of demand, we’ve decided to emulate his stunt and release three short articles on the same day. It’s our understanding that we will be the first website to ever do this.
They’re going to have three completely different header images and everything. These articles could be anything. Might be like, a list, or it could be a fake news brief about, uh, something or someone. That’s already basically two ideas! We just have to have a third one and we’re really really close to pulling this off.
In fact, this article could technically count. If we post two more today, we’ve done it! If I personally have two funny ideas today we’ll be past the finish line. I guess go to the homepage and check, and if there aren’t two other articles with this one’s date, then we couldn’t quite pull it off yet and need more time.