Author: The Robot Butt Staff

Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House Robot Butt presents a parody real estate brochure designed to sell you a spooky home. Want to own your own magazine-sized print copy of this humor zine? You can! Buy a physical copy (and put your potential home buying money towards saving print media) here:

Robot Butt presents a parody real estate brochure designed to sell you a spooky home. Read the digital version below for free! Want to own your own magazine-sized print copy of this humor zine? You can! Buy a physical copy (and put your potential home buying money towards saving print media) here:

Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House is out tomorrow. Our realty team decided to share some of our knowledge for any prospective homeowners. If you’re dipping your toe into the market we have a wonderful new property we’re selling starting tomorrow!

Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House is out Friday. We confirmed that Walt has been fired and they are going to be working with Seth Norris going forward. A good decision, probably.

Real Estate Listing for a Haunted House, Coming This Friday October 16th My home is now on the market. Open house this Friday. Please buy it. Please.

We have yet to think of a single potential downside to going all in on this! Plus, it could be very lucrative for you. Don’t ask us how.

This video has 5 hacks we’ve tested and guarantee will take you from amateur property enthusiast all the way to real estate mogul.

Need legal help? Call these two lawyers standing back to back on a billboard and they can help, I think! We have no idea what they specialize in or who they represent. They paid up front but gave us no information at all on who should potentially call them. We literally asked them for ad copy for this post four different times and they left us on read every single time. One of the times they just venmo’d us substantially more money.

We recently heard that pop super star and alleged pedophile super star Drake released three albums on the same day. Inspired by his relentless drive to release content regardless of demand, we’ve decided to emulate his stunt and release three short articles on the same day. It’s our understanding that we will be the first website to ever do this. They’re going to have three completely different header images and everything. These articles could be anything. Might be like, a list, or it could be a fake news brief about, uh, something or someone. That’s already basically two ideas! We…

For the low low price of $2,500 you could claim to have been in or worked on the smash action-horror hit The Mummy (2017). Imagine convincing all your friends, coworkers, and peers that you were a key factor in the creation of Universal’s cinematic empire known as The Dark Universe. A waste of money? No, an investment in your future. https://www.ebay.com/itm/166923421472 Unrelated, but while we are discussing the movie, I should mention that I actually worked on The Mummy (2017). Yeah, I was a core member of the cast or crew. It was a really fun and fulfilling experience! Here’s…