Need legal help? Call these two lawyers standing back to back on a billboard and they can help, I think! We have no idea what they specialize in or who they represent. They paid up front but gave us no information at all on who should potentially call them. We literally asked them for ad copy for this post four different times and they left us on read every single time. One of the times they just venmo’d us substantially more money.
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We recently heard that pop super star and alleged pedophile super star Drake released three albums on the same day. Inspired by his relentless drive to release content regardless of demand, we’ve decided to emulate his stunt and release three short articles on the same day. It’s our understanding that we will be the first website to ever do this. They’re going to have three completely different header images and everything. These articles could be anything. Might be like, a list, or it could be a fake news brief about, uh, something or someone. That’s already basically two ideas! We…
For the low low price of $2,500 you could claim to have been in or worked on the smash action-horror hit The Mummy (2017). Imagine convincing all your friends, coworkers, and peers that you were a key factor in the creation of Universal’s cinematic empire known as The Dark Universe. A waste of money? No, an investment in your future. https://www.ebay.com/itm/166923421472 Unrelated, but while we are discussing the movie, I should mention that I actually worked on The Mummy (2017). Yeah, I was a core member of the cast or crew. It was a really fun and fulfilling experience! Here’s…
We make jokes and yell falsities every day here, so I couldn’t think of anything good to do for April Fools’ Day. I decided the only thing kind of clever would be to post something fully true or earnest, since that would be a subversion of posting things we made up or find ironic. Well, I couldn’t really think of anything genuine to write about either, so I thought of the first thing that felt “serious” and “true.” So here’s my actual SSN: 920-78-2110 Haha, we love to have fun here. Please appreciate that this bit requires no further action.…
It is inevitable that at some point during or after Bad Bunny’s performance at the Super Bowl, you will receive some sort of confused, maybe even angry, text message from your dad. It can seem like a trap to respond at all, but you’re forgetting that this year is not unique, and you’ve been here before. It is almost certain that whatever text you’ve just received matches a similar one you received this time last year during or after Kendrick Lamar’s performance. Even if the wording is completely different, we promise the intent and meaning behind the text is the…
We’ve agreed to signal boost this magic rope listing for a goblin named Grutnag. Looks like quite the deal! Make sure to use discount code Robot Butt at checkout by saying it to him at his stall of wares in the city’s southern market square.
We are LIVE at Second City in Judy’s Beat Lounge every Thursday in October. Every show is completely unique, so you don’t want to miss any of them! Tickets at secondcity.com
We are LIVE at Second City in Judy’s Beat Lounge every Thursday in October. Every show is completely unique, so you don’t want to miss any of them! Tickets at secondcity.com
We are LIVE at Second City in Judy’s Beat Lounge every Thursday in October. Every show is completely unique, so you don’t want to miss any of them!
We are LIVE at Second City in Judy’s Beat Lounge every Thursday in October. Every show is completely unique, so you don’t want to miss any of them!