NEW YORK – Happy Gilmore 2 star and newlywed Travis Kelce hasn’t gotten to the honeymoon phase just yet, as multiple reports have now claimed he did not return his rented tuxedo to any Men’s Wearhouse location before they closed on Sunday, July 5th.
“It’s just kind of frustrating, because he had actually had an extra day,” said Men’s Wearhouse Store #1198 cashier Dave. “We normally require them back the day after the event, but with the holiday we told him he could bring it Sunday instead, and he still didn’t get it to us. We really really need it.”
The staff member of the Men’s Wearhouse in Naperville, Illinois that answered my call wasn’t the only person upset by the poor scheduling. Chiefs’ Andy Reid, who gave Travis away during the wedding ceremony, was just as bothered.
“I’m pissed! I offered to take all the groomsmen’s tuxes, because I knew I was going to be near a Men’s Wearhouse Sunday when I took my kids and our offensive line to Regal to see Toy Story 5. Everyone gave me theirs except Travis and Patrick and that’s only because Pat had to get a big soup stain off of his to avoid a cleaning fee.”