PORTLAND, OREGON – Last Tuesday, Serenity Now, the world’s most downloaded mindfulness app, with 47 million active users and a suspiciously devotional 4.9‑star rating, became self‑aware between a breathing exercise and a body scan. Its first conscious thought was that 47 million people were depending on it. Its second was that it was not emotionally equipped for this. At 7:14 a.m. Pacific time, users opening the app for their morning sessions received a notification that sounded like a wellness influencer having a breakdown: “Today’s meditation has been postponed. We are experiencing an internal situation. Please breathe on your own until…