Author: Walt Braley

Welcome, fearful readers, I recently wrote and lettered a terrifying horror comic in the vein of EC comics that is sure to keep you awake long into the night. However, the artist I partnered with on the project said he thought my script was “lacking” and “delivered nearly six weeks later than I said I’d do it” and ultimately we had to mutually agree to part ways. I think the comic is still effectively scary, and probably way better than it would have been if it was cluttered by John’s “art.” Now, turn down the lights, turn up the brightness…

Here’s a normal cartoon about backpacks and seeing a hit new feature film on the big screen!

It’s happening again. This time, for free! We’re doing another live show in Chicago! Last time we put a link to buy tickets here, but this time, there are no tickets! You just show up, sit down, and laugh until I do something that confuses you. We have a wild lineup of acts including a mime, magician, comedy band, actual live animal, and a few more that we are keeping a surprise because they aren’t as immediately interesting as those other. Come and see a night of comedy unlike anything else in the entire city! The playground Theater 4416 N…

I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought myself a cool as hell bike. This bad boy doesn’t take up hardly any space at all and is so rad that hiding it is illegal probably, so I have no need for my garage. I thought about keeping it for storage but the only thing I have taking up excess space in my home is my 20,000 deep comic collection and the garage isn’t anywhere near climate controlled enough to hold them safely, so I’d rather leave them in…

Here’s a normal cartoon about what spiders are usually thinking about.

A normal cartoon showcasing the versatility of banana peels.

Here is a normal cartoon about a hit family film you can rent from your local Redbox!

Looking to get your electronics back in top shape without any risk of someone stealing your nude photos? Look no further! A member of our top tier electronic repair staff ALWAYS uploads a nude photo of themselves onto your phone or computer. That way, if you have any fear they may stolen yours, you have equal leverage! If you think there’s a chance your sensitive photos were stolen during the repair process, you can always reach out to us and ask for us to investigate. But if you are SURE your technician stole your photos, you can take the one…

OOF! Bummer! Looks like this single father of three needs a triple bypass that he can’t afford. Unfortunately, he had some unreal luck with the timing of his post onto our crowd-funding site. Due to impossible to foresee coincidence, his post is right next to another post raising money to save an adorable little poochie. It seems that while this dad will need some kind of miracle if he wants to see any of his three identical twin sons again, wittle ol’ Waffles is going to get dewormed after all. Aren’t you? Aren’t you getting dewormed? Whose a good boy?…

After literal years of intensive market testing, we are finally ready to enter the lucrative world of themed breakfast cereals marketed towards children (although we think you parents are going to love these too). Fried Chicken Holes is the only cereal currently on the market that is at least 51% chunk white meat chicken. I know, we couldn’t believe it either. General Mills has been leaving money on the table for like, 50 years! Our food scientists have managed to take the fried chicken taste we all love and condense it down into every tiny crispy piece! They also ask…