Author: Walt Braley

Here at Business Brand Solutions, we are focused on one thing: solutions for your business and brand. We don’t get caught in the minutia of “products,” “media,” “social presence,” or “sales.” We simply don’t have time to dwell on those aspects of a business or brand because we’re far too busy generating low visibility unquantifiable solutions. A lot of current and prospective clients are overly fixated on what we “do.” We tell them they’re wasting valuable time and energy getting into the weeds, when they should be focusing on on all the integrated business analytics our service is sure to…

I recently went on a trip to Universal Orlando, and park-hopped between Islands of Adventure and Universal Studios. I wrote a weird disjointed article about it yesterday if you want to feel like there are bees in your head. When we entered the park, we were immediately greeted by The Incredible Hulk coaster. A massive green coaster that turns you upside down a bunch of times and has a kid in line in front of you that won’t stop talking to you for some reason. My dad suggested we ride it immediately first, and I subtly moved us more towards…

EDITOR’S NOTE: This was supposed to be a sponsored post until we sent them the working title and, after a 23 email exchange, they scrapped the deal. AUTHOR’S NOTE: There’s (almost) nothing in this piece about theme park rides sucking you off. That’s clickbait. This is a mostly sincere complaint and reflection on the modern theme park experience, mixed with some casual essaying about family vacations. Like the shit John Hughes wrote before he made all those movies about teenagers smoking weed, or the stuff John Hodgman writes when he isn’t on every podcast I listen to. I recently went…

Here is a normal cartoon about the popular books people are reading on public transit.

We all love those articles that are like “this person did that thing we’ve all done or been annoyed by someone else doing!” I have been banging my head against the wall trying to think of something that’s universal enough that it would hit a wide audience, and I am just having one of those days where I can’t think of a gosh darn thing. So, finally, I decided what’s more relatable than having a name and address. Hell, almost all of us have one or are at least familiar with the idea. I’m chuckling already just thinking about addresses.…

Here’s a normal cartoon about drinking some crisp lite beers and relaxing with some recreational video games.

Here is a normal cartoon about the pizza available right now at your local 7/11 convenience store.

Easter Sunday, Night Two of Wrestlemania 41, and 4/20, all on the same day, April 20th. It only happens once every 400 years, but when it does happen, it can be confusing and even overwhelming. Luckily, we’ve compiled a list of tips we gathered the last time this happened that we think will help you keep the day sorted.

TALLAHASSEE – A local turtle that has chosen to remain anonymous was completely emasculated this morning when it was picked up and carried out of the road by a child who just happened to be riding his bike nearby. Ten-year-old Scott Wilson saw the turtle and carried him out of the road, trying to make sure he wouldn’t be at risk of a car hitting him. Apparently, the turtle was humiliated by the act. “I’ve been alive nearly a hundred years, and now I can’t even walk by myself? Some snot-nosed punk gotta come by and yoink me? You have…

Here’s a normal cartoon about a fun-loving Greek Wrap!