Author: Walt Braley

Here is a normal cartoon about the popular books people are reading on public transit.

We all love those articles that are like “this person did that thing we’ve all done or been annoyed by someone else doing!” I have been banging my head against the wall trying to think of something that’s universal enough that it would hit a wide audience, and I am just having one of those days where I can’t think of a gosh darn thing. So, finally, I decided what’s more relatable than having a name and address. Hell, almost all of us have one or are at least familiar with the idea. I’m chuckling already just thinking about addresses.…

Here’s a normal cartoon about drinking some crisp lite beers and relaxing with some recreational video games.

Here is a normal cartoon about the pizza available right now at your local 7/11 convenience store.

Easter Sunday, Night Two of Wrestlemania 41, and 4/20, all on the same day, April 20th. It only happens once every 400 years, but when it does happen, it can be confusing and even overwhelming. Luckily, we’ve compiled a list of tips we gathered the last time this happened that we think will help you keep the day sorted.

TALLAHASSEE – A local turtle that has chosen to remain anonymous was completely emasculated this morning when it was picked up and carried out of the road by a child who just happened to be riding his bike nearby. Ten-year-old Scott Wilson saw the turtle and carried him out of the road, trying to make sure he wouldn’t be at risk of a car hitting him. Apparently, the turtle was humiliated by the act. “I’ve been alive nearly a hundred years, and now I can’t even walk by myself? Some snot-nosed punk gotta come by and yoink me? You have…

Here’s a normal cartoon about a fun-loving Greek Wrap!

This is unfortunately real. It appears that in May of 2023 I started a draft of what I can only assume was going to be an article for this website with the words “Dear Funko.” While combing my folders for finished or unfinished pieces, I stumbled across what is potentially my magnum opus, or what was potentially not a comedy article at all. For reasons I wish I could remember, I wrote “Dear Funko” into a Google doc titled “Funko request,” then closed it, and moved on with my life. Here is a screenshot showing when I created this doc…

In one of the more confounding marketing moves we’ve seen recently, fitness clothing juggernaut Under Armour seems to be trying something completely new with their new spring line of menswear. Instead of their usual dry-fit tops, designed for athletic activities, the company is instead selling the idea of “not wearing a shirt at all.” They are doing a big push for this new “anti-shirt,” with ads popping up all over social media, mostly in my feed specifically. This new non-product is one size fits all and being sold for around 40 bucks, and from what we’ve seen, buyers are just…

Picture unrelated. I’m sure this isn’t the ideal place to tell you this, and I’d imagine if you just stumble onto this you’ll feel pretty embarrassed and confused, but yeah, if you live in the apartment below mine, in 2N, I can hear you having sex. No jokes in this one. No judgement either. It’s fine, I’m just genuinely baffled by the acoustics of it all. It sounds like you’re inside my walls. Wait… can you hear me having sex? … Let us know in the comments down below!