Totally… Yeah totally… 100%… I completely agree… Right, it’s sooo dope that the magic hat brought that snowman to life. So dope… But also, just kind throwing this out there, wouldn’t that top hat look really sick on me?
No, yeah, for sure. I think you misunderstood me. I definitely think it’s a Christmas miracle that the snowman the Peterson’s kids built came to life. I also love the snowman.
What? Oh, yeah, I heard about that. He like saved the Peterson family’s flower shop or something? Kind of not that weird that their flower store is struggling during the Winter though, right? Like maybe convert it into a seasonal pie shop or something? Like maybe the store’s future should be based on supply and demand and not rely on magic snowman intervention? Just a thinking out loud here. It’s obviously so awesome he did that.
Yes, I also heard he fixed the Johnston’s marriage. That’s super cool. I know he apparently helped little Billy win the big game and taught old man Lipton to love again. He also helped me do a ton of self-reflecting and I accomplished some awesome stuff too.
What was it? Oh, it’s honestly boring. But like, I respect and admire the snowman as much as all those other people. Maybe more probably. Which is why it’s so difficult to know that everybody in town is saying the hat would look really cool on me instead.
I’m pretty sure others have been saying it. I obviously didn’t even think about that. I wouldn’t even have remembered people said that if you hadn’t brought it up.
Uhhhh, I think you did.
What? Yes, I’m wearing my best three-piece suit. I don’t really see how that’s relevant? I wear this every Christmas. It’s just my classic outfit. Honestly I wouldn’t even know what else to wear to the annual Christmas pageant.
*Sigh*
Yes, I am aware that the snowman is the one that drove away the big business mogul and saved the Christmas pageant… But what if he could also save someone’s wardrobe?
Oh come on, you know he’s going to like, straight up die in a week right? He’s not sticking around. So we’d all prefer a perfectly good hat get wet and sit on a corpse than be worn properly.
Oh… hey man… yeah, no we were just talking about you. We’re all super stoked about how you’ve been handling the town. We can’t wait to see your big song at the pageant.
Oh, a kids choir with you, that’s cool… that’s cool… GIVE ME THAT HAT.