For over a decade, the one thing keeping most of the population from finally deleting their Facebook and getting out of Zuck’s surveillance state is knowing that it’s the main hub for sharing photos of their new, classic, or just badass truck. We’ve put in the work and found other places you can share your truck photos, so that you can finally get rid of that pesky Facebook!
It is marginally better than Facebook because my uncle isn’t on it (yet).
Local Community Boards and Light Poles
The whole point is to get your truck seen by your peers, so print out the photos, and staple them to poles everywhere the people in your town that you want to respect you frequent. Make sure to put that it is your truck and in big bold letters write “not for sale! Just wanted to share!”
Reddit – R/Trucks
I’ve never owned a truck and I recently spent six hours on this subreddit. It’s a very confusing and scary place. I think they would like to see your truck, and maybe also know your opinions on the Iran Contra Affair.
Reddit – R/Reaganism
I have confirmed it is mostly the same people as the trucks subreddit. Cross post your truck here for double karma. DO NOT type the words “trickle down.”
The Local News
Buy a police scanner. Start driving to the scene of every high profile crime in your area. After a few tries, this should result in you getting your truck into the background shot of the nightly news. Now that’s what I call exposure!
Sports Forums
People think websites are dead, but what I am here to tell you is that the forum sites for whatever team you like in ANY sport is still highly active and highly volatile. The trick here is to make your truck your profile picture. Then, create a thread and post literally any take, sane or not, and just wait. Within three hours, hundreds of literal psychos will have flooded your thread, therefore also seeing your sick truck!
Stock Photo Websites
Your truck could be famous! Upload your truck pictures to free stock photo sites, and before you know if you could be seeing your truck pop up everywhere. The image on this article is a free stock photo. That could be your truck. Doesn’t seeing it just make you red with envy? Don’t you wish more than anything your truck could be the header image on an article with the headline “6 Times My Truck Saved My Life.”
Text Message
The oldest form of one to one communication in the world. Start texting everyone in your phone the pictures of your truck. If they are your friends, your kids, your dad, or your friends’ dads, then no message is required. For everyone else, immediately copy and past the text “Oops! Meant to send that to Scotty!” followed by “Pretty nice though, isn’t it?”
Porn Sites
These are a great place to share your truck because if anyone thinks you’re being weird you can just claim you were hacked. Also because you can post nude photos of yourself at the same time, which Facebook would never have let you do probably. It’s worth noting that if you do this one, you will have to ask anyone who has seen your truck where they saw it and live with the knowledge that if they say “oh I don’t remember” instead of “on a light post” they have probably seen your dick.
X The Everything App
Why limit yourself continentally? Thousands of people in Russia also want to see your truck!