Author: Walt Braley

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Charles BandStarring: Footage of a car and a woman in a hospital bedScreenplay By: Marc MaraisFor Fans Of: 1970’s TV movies, B-Roll of car stuntsThing I Find Funny: Band is either legally or spiritually not allowed to make a movie with a psychic. That’s right, there’s a third weird…

I was recently reading through the archive of the famous horror anthology comic series Startling Stories To Shake Your Bones when I came across a story titled “Interruption Of The Mummy’s Eternal Rest.” I figured it would be a typical mummy story of the era, involving archeologists getting trapped inside a pyramid or unleashing a curse by opening a sarcophagus in an English museum, but I was shocked to find it was actually much more unique in it’s approach to ancient Egyptian horror. It is one of the only stories I’ve come across to focus on a classical monster experiencing…

Two days ago, my dad called me so that he could hold his phone up next to my step mom’s phone while she played a recording they took of their Amazon Alexa. Yep, here comes a real tale of technical futurism. The recording was my dad asking their Alexa what time a rocket was going to be launching. It told them, then tagged it’s own information, adding that “your comedy writer son could have a field day writing about the rocket launch. He could mine a lot of comedy out of the fact that we are launching a human into…

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Ray KelloggStarring: A Real Lizard That Doesn’t Know He’s In A MovieScreenplay By: Didn’t look it up. They’re likely dead and won’t be mad at me. For Fans Of: 50’s sci-fi movies that are actually just about necking in a small town, MST3K, pet lizardsThing I Find Funny: They blow…

I’ve created a simple infographic to build up hype for showing you an awesome video I watched alone, barely remember, and don’t think aligns with any of your known interests!

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Danny DonesStarring: Allison Shrum, Quinnlan Ashe, Schyler Tillett, Ted Welch, Henry Haggard, Rashad Rayford, Phillip Cordell and Ravi Patel.Screenplay By: Danny Dones and Phillip CordellFor Fans Of: Robocop, Rocket Jump, Empire International PicturesCool Line: “Good luck, I live in SPACCCCE!” A group of outlaws suffer reveal after reveal as they hole up in…

Some of our staff really really want to keep that shirt. No one seems to want the keys, but we’ll probably just make whoever takes the vodka also take them. Don’t miss our open mic this Wednesday night! Dayton locals are ready to show off their bizzarre talents! Get your tickets now to see one of the most highly-conceptualized and dumb as hell comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

We will back to our usual hours this Wednesday, March 4th, when we will have our open mic night. 12 INSANE Dayton locals will take the stage at 8:00 P.M. at the Annoyance theater in Chicago. Get your tickets now to see one of the most set-dressed and punk rock comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

The show is a breakneck character showcase where two performers portray 12 different psychos that are going to make the absolute most of the 2 minutes of stage time they’ve been given. Get your tickets now to see one of the most high-effort and experimental comedy shows Chicago has to offer!

Last weekend, I went to beautiful and terrifying Daytona Beach, Florida for arguably the biggest NASCAR race weekend of the year. My trip was exciting, shocking, and informative. Here’s a breakdown of all the important life lessons I learned! When Kyle Busch has already won the pole position for Sunday’s 500, he has no reason to try to win the Duel on Thursday night This is obvious and every race fan knows it. In fact, it would be really stupid for a budding race fan from out of town to bet money on him to win the duel. It would…