Author: Walt Braley

Here’s a normal cartoon about a socially inept prawn. It’s just like our other normal cartoons and fully matches their art style!

It’s Robot Butt’s first ever normal cartoon Two-In-One! Here’s TWO normal cartoons about apples! Here’s a fun one about Green Apples! And here’s a classic one about Red Apples!

I saw the new Masters of The Universe movie on opening night and unfortunately have a decent amount of thoughts on it. Since it is tracking to bomb, I figured why not take part in its uneventful coming and going by taking my uninformed opinions and putting them here on our site, that is also tracking to bomb in viewership this weekend. To get it out of the way immediately, I think this movie is good! I’m not interested in writing the one serious film essay I’ll write this year so I can dogpile on a movie that literally only…

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Dracula, probablyStarring: “actors”Screenplay By: gas leaksFor Fans Of: Dark Souls MimicsThing I Find Funny: This article isn’t about Dracula 3000. Originally, this article was going to be about The Batman Vs. Dracula (2005). I am beyond positive I originally watched it on Tubi, but would you believe that despite…

Here is a normal cartoon about the pocket-sized notebooks that hold all our really good ideas.

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Charles BandStarring: Footage of a car and a woman in a hospital bedScreenplay By: Marc MaraisFor Fans Of: 1970’s TV movies, B-Roll of car stuntsThing I Find Funny: Band is either legally or spiritually not allowed to make a movie with a psychic. That’s right, there’s a third weird…

I was recently reading through the archive of the famous horror anthology comic series Startling Stories To Shake Your Bones when I came across a story titled “Interruption Of The Mummy’s Eternal Rest.” I figured it would be a typical mummy story of the era, involving archeologists getting trapped inside a pyramid or unleashing a curse by opening a sarcophagus in an English museum, but I was shocked to find it was actually much more unique in it’s approach to ancient Egyptian horror. It is one of the only stories I’ve come across to focus on a classical monster experiencing…

Two days ago, my dad called me so that he could hold his phone up next to my step mom’s phone while she played a recording they took of their Amazon Alexa. Yep, here comes a real tale of technical futurism. The recording was my dad asking their Alexa what time a rocket was going to be launching. It told them, then tagged it’s own information, adding that “your comedy writer son could have a field day writing about the rocket launch. He could mine a lot of comedy out of the fact that we are launching a human into…

Welcome to Tubi Tuesday. An ongoing experiment where we dig into some of the weird, underrated, and downright abysmal movies we don’t think our real life friends would let us talk at length about. At the time of writing, this movie is streaming for free on Tubi, the home of Super Bowl LIX! Directed By: Ray KelloggStarring: A Real Lizard That Doesn’t Know He’s In A MovieScreenplay By: Didn’t look it up. They’re likely dead and won’t be mad at me. For Fans Of: 50’s sci-fi movies that are actually just about necking in a small town, MST3K, pet lizardsThing I Find Funny: They blow…

I’ve created a simple infographic to build up hype for showing you an awesome video I watched alone, barely remember, and don’t think aligns with any of your known interests!