With Pam Bondi officially out, the public has clamoring for any information on her replacement Todd Blanche. Luckily, after getting his phone number from a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a podcaster who had the number, we texted the president and got an overlong and unfocused scoop on the new attorney general. Here’s everything you need to know about Attorney General Todd Blanche. Todd Blanche, (6’7, 124 pounds) is a former prosecutor and power forward for the Dallas Mavericks. A Bonafide Winner – His rise to fame came from suing the Make A Wish…
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Mr. Sandwich
Mr. Sandwich is your father and he loves to share his advice and opinions regardless of if you want or need them. He also performs as three handsome boys in the Windy Apple of Chicago. See him live. See him dead. He is eternal. Insta: @mrmrmrsandwich
This Valentine’s Day, we thought we might as well shoot our shot at a romantic brand relationship. Sweethearts Candy, these messages and literally 4 more we wrote and aren’t sharing can be yours for a dramatically low price… your CEO goes on one date with Tucker. We talked it over and I wanted to ask for $300,000, but ultimately we agreed the wisdom Tucker could gain from your CEO during one date would far outweigh the financial value of a measly one-time payment of 300 grand.
Mr. Sandwich’s comedy album is available now on Spotify and Apple Music!
Have we mentioned this album isn’t music?
The trio known for doing improv, sketch, and their day jobs all over Chicago have decided to bring their absurdist comedy straight to your ears. Their debut sketch comedy album is streaming on all platforms Friday, August 15th. The album was made with only two loft goals. Give it a listen!
Robot Butt and Mr. Sandwich’s Space Time Deli Meat Giveaway! Tonight at 7:30 at The Bughouse Theater in Chicago, IL, Mr. Sandwich will be doing our unique blend of improv, sketch, and character work. If you come to the show, you WILL automatically win this giveaway. All you have to do is come to the show tonight and bring any member of Mr. Sandwich (we recommend Ray since he is the smallest) a Mountain Dew Code Red. What will you win? We couldn’t figure that out either, so I’ve panicked and decided to give away my DVD box set of…
It’s Saturday, which means it’s time for this week’s iteration of “This or That?!”
Whether you’re planning or planning to attend a super bowl party today, these ins and outs are guaranteed to make you the hit of the function or ruin the whole day. IN: BUFFALO WINGS OUT: KIDS IN: LETTING THE DOG DRINK A LITTLE BEER OUT: WATCHING THE GAME IN: HAVING THE PLAYER’S NAMES WRITTEN ON YOUR HAND OUT: WHEN YOU GO TO THE COMMUNAL SNACK TABLE TO GET SOME DORITOS COOL RANCH AND KEVIN SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU AND GETS ONTO HIS HANDS AND KNEES SO THAT FRED CAN COME UP AND PRETEND HE’S ALSO GRABBING SOME DCR BUT ACTUALLY…
Editor’s Note [INTERNAL] Hey guys. I saw this one on the scheduler and it was marked “complete,” but I don’t think you finished it? What’s the joke or the bit? 10 Cool Photos of what? 10 Cool Photos That Will Make You Say blank? Just figured I’d un-schedule this one and see if you could flesh it out a bit more before we post. Thanks! 10. Dog on a Skateboard! 9. Hot Dog that’s a FOOT LONG Editor’s Note [INTERNAL] Hey guys. I saw that you marked this one complete again and put it back on the posting schedule. Please…
In a massive win for science, we gave 10-year-old Timmy Buckets a non-alcoholic beer and the keys to a 2007 Honda Civic. We wanted to see if the drink would affect his driving ability. Once behind the wheel, Timmy struggled to even make it out of the parking lot, banging into multiple other cars and begging us to not make him drive onto the highway. After the highway drive, we gathered information from Timmy and onlookers to gauge the results. When asked about the beer, Timmy said “it was yucky!” When asked about the car, he said “I’ve never driven…