Alexander: It looks like a pretzel. Morokephalos: Sire, pretzels have not been invented yet. (gargled breathing and a dull thud) Alexander: Clean this up. Ozopnoas: Right away, sire! Alexander: So I’m supposed to untie this thing? Ozopnoas: Yes, sire. And then you will be the unquestioned ruler of all. Alexander: (turns and stares) I’m not that already? Ozopnoas: Um, yes, of course you are, sire. Alexander: Then why are we here? Ozopnoas: Um, well, you see, sire– (gargled breathing and a dull thud) Alexander: Somebody take care of this mess. And clean the blood off my sandals. Deilandro: Yes, sire, right away, sire, it’s my privilege to serve, sire! Alexander: Anybody seen my…
Author: Mike Vasich
Mike Vasich
Mike Vasich has taught middle school students to surreptitiously subvert authority without getting into trouble for the past 25 years. He has written three novels and one short story collection, all on Amazon, and he really hopes you check out the cover with the snake--it's pretty cool. His website is MikeRuinsMyths.com.
Party of the first part — Jaysin Pericles Quackenbush III, shall be heretofore referred to as ‘the baby’ insomuch as he finds his entirely unasked for given name to be completely ridiculous and certain to lead to much future bullying. Party of the second part — Jayleen Dorothea Quackenbush and Jaysin Pericles Quackenbush II — shall heretofore be referred to as ‘the parents’ in an effort to limit the amount of time it takes to type their actual names. The parents insist on gazing at the face of the baby for long periods of time despite the baby’s repeated attempts…
École Primaire de Falaise, 1032-1046 AD Insists he is not a ‘bastard’ despite the fact that his parents were never married, possibly due to the fact that his father is now dead. Guilliam keeps insisting he be called William. I am not sure where he heard this name, but it seems like obvious influence from Angle-land. William refuses to engage in French class, claiming that he is ‘the king of the Angles’ and therefore has no need to speak French. He also refused to participate in our French food activity, claiming the boeuf was just dead cow. William has multiple…