Author: Hermester Barrington
Dr. Hermester Barrington retired from almost fifty years of working as an archivist at the Law Offices of Conger, Sheepstrap, and Bootwarble in 1978, and has since spent over four decades traveling the round earth's imagined corners with his impossibly beautiful wife Fayaway in search of bats in flight, Pterodactyl excrement, and evidence of the huge invisible protozoans which live in the troposphere surrounding us. His ficciones have most recently appeared in Fate Magazine, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Mythaxis. His next project, undertaken with Fayaway, is the creation of Eggo flavored edible undies.
Law Offices of Smith, Johnson, and Brown13011 Avenue of the StarsCentury City, CA 91376 CEASE AND DESIST DEMANDPursuant to Title 17 of the United States Code Law Offices of Smith, Brown, and Jones13011 Avenue of the StarsCentury City, CA 91376 Dear Mr. Smith, Mr. Brown, and Mr. Jones: It has come to the attention of our client, Mr. George Walton Lucas, Jr. (hereafter referred to as “the plaintiff”), that your client, Mr. George Walton Lucas, Jr. (hereafter referred to as “the defendant”), has infringed upon the copyright of the work of the plaintiff. Specifically, the defendant’s film American Graffiti (1974)…