Entry 1 Awoke at 5:00 AM to the Michael Scott Paper Company theme song on repeat, which is surprisingly terrifying at…
Nepo Babies. Where would Hollywood be without them? And where would you be if you had refused to hire your nose-ringed,…
Inbox (121) Mailer-Daemon Undeliverable: Delivery Status Notification (Failure) 10:02 AM Your message wasn’t delivered to dan@schlinnco.com because the address couldn’t…
SEATTLE, WA – When graffiti appeared on the front of a new building in the Chinatown-International District over the weekend,…
Welcome, fearful readers, I recently wrote and lettered a terrifying horror comic in the vein of EC comics that is…
Looks like you might just RSVP to the 2027 ICC Cricket World Cup party, so I am emotionally invested in…
I can barely look at you. Nathan himself is rolling over in his grave right now. You don’t even deserve…
Here’s a normal cartoon about backpacks and seeing a hit new feature film on the big screen!
The second Robot Butt Live! was last week, complete with hard-hitting interviews, actual real magic, and original songs designed to…
I heard Dan once sawed an audience member in half for real. Apparently the “trick” was beating all the charges…