6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
It’s happening again. This time, for free! We’re doing another live show in Chicago! Last time we put a link…
Baseball scouts rate prospects using a 20-80 scale (50 average) with each 10-point increment representing a standard deviation.Below, find DraftQueens’…
Dear Great White Northern Neighbor, May we call you that? We, the American people, divided though we are, find ourselves…
I’m selling my garage. I recently sold my Kia (bought in 09 because I lOVE those Hamsters lol) and bought…
Here’s a normal cartoon about what spiders are usually thinking about.
One of my favorite things to do is buy my kids the biggest box of Crayola crayons I can find,…
A normal cartoon showcasing the versatility of banana peels.
May contain words larger than ‘stonks’ Let’s not pretend you’re here to read. You haven’t focused on anything longer than…
Here is a normal cartoon about a hit family film you can rent from your local Redbox!