1. SWOMO (Swollen Monkey) 2. Fruit Paunch 3. Moveable Joints 4. Vertigo-go 5. GAD’s 6. Primitive Streak 7. Immediate Gratification 8. Seriously Bent 9. SCUDS 10. Birdstrike 11. Spontaneous Combustion 12. Charred Goosebeak 13. HFV 14. Giant Worm 15. Sheer Idiocy 16. TBD 17. Dead Serious – – – Answer Key: 1. Emerson College. Not monkeypox. 2. Columbia University. Not a distended abdomen. 3. Trinity College. Not a dislocation. 4. Swarthmore College. Nothing to do with the inner ear. 5. Amherst College. Short for Mr. Gad’s House of Improv, not Generalized Anxiety Disorder. 6. Oberlin College. Not a rash. 7.…
Author: Luke Herzog
Luke Herzog
Luke Herzog is a Brooklyn-based writer whose work has appeared on Points in Case, Slackjaw, and McSweeney's. Find more of his work here.
A recent, explosive article in Vulture revealed that Larry Ellison’s 191-foot superyacht was named “the Izanami, after a Shinto deity, until it was pointed out that the name spelled ‘I’m a Nazi’ backward.” In the wake of the outrage, the Oracle CEO rushed to rename his vessel… Reltihekili Tarcotua Live Mai Master Racer A Dolphin Charge Alt-Starboard Yachtsy Party Superyachtsy Party Sea Guile The Überdrench Ocean’s Furor Proud Buoy Airy Encourage Escape to Argentina Neon-at-Sea The S.S… nope Fascisty McFascistface The Authoritarian Drift Larry’s Boat