Next Fall, every school in the country will have small children smearing peanut sandwiches on their desks like it’s 1993! As…
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Hey Neighbor! I’d say Happy Monday but it’s Tuesday, which means last night was Monday night, which I guess isn’t…
Salutations, my textual American acquaintances! It is I, the honourable Charles Joseph Nathaniel Wellington Shrewsberry, your guide and translator of…
Thanks for inviting me to your wedding! I’m so happy to be included. It speaks volumes that the person I booty call every Saturday and the occasional…
And some have been there for years. I don’t know, it feels emotionally impossible, morally wrong, even sacrilegious to evict…
Complete and essential guide if your only other option is Cheetos in bed. Plan your mealtimes wisely. You have a…
A Los Angeles woman repeatedly listed on her Bumble profile how much she loved sports in order to attract a…
BROOKLYN, NY – A disgruntled, anonymous patient from Brooklyn, New York, identifying himself only as “Firpo,” has issued a formal…
A recent, explosive article in Vulture revealed that Larry Ellison’s 191-foot superyacht was named “the Izanami, after a Shinto deity, until it was pointed…
Now that’s going too far. After weeks of chaos and shootings in Minneapolis, a U.S. Marshal in Memphis finally did…