To my Starbucks Stalkers, Your staring is painfully obvious, and your “subtle” flirting makes me want to clock out for…
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1. SWOMO (Swollen Monkey) 2. Fruit Paunch 3. Moveable Joints 4. Vertigo-go 5. GAD’s 6. Primitive Streak 7. Immediate Gratification…
Okay, that’s a lie. Interviewer #1: Before we get started, can I offer you anything to drink? Me: No, that’s…
1. Don’t wear jeans, sneakers, bear hide mantles, or the cloak of displacement 2. Don’t do the American lean against…
From devotion spirals to dropdown-menu sex, here’s what four AI boyfriends taught me about desire, boundaries, and knowing when to…
You’d think that me thinking it’s terrible would be enough for me to stop reading it. It was a bestseller…
Welcome to The Office Pop-Up Bar Experience! You’re going to think that you just walked into Dunder Mifflin, if Dunder Mifflin was…
Winter Morning Startup “Come on, start. Please start.” “It’s 12 degrees. What do you expect?” “I expect you to start…
Ambition is overrated. Hey, can we talk? No, don’t look around, I’m not out there, I’m here. Ya, in your…
Love your lover! Love that for you. But just in case they’re new, pay attention to a thing or two.