Due to my summer birthday (Switch 2 baby!) making me the first 7-year-old in my class, I have recently become burdened by the pressure of guiding the rest of the first grade with my wealth of life experience. One place that I truly feel the weight of responsibility is the cafeteria. That’s why I’ve went ahead and listed out a number of foods (some of which I’ve even tried) that are definitely yucky. Peas They’re green! Fish Fish are slimy and have scales! Also, market focused overfishing is causing irreparable damage the ecosystem of the Atlantic. Chicken Nuggets At first,…
Author: Marph Glandburg
Marph Glandburg
When four boring white comedy writers fell into a massive vat of boiling hotdog water, out crawled Marph Glandburg. Some say he may be the most boring and most white comedy writer of them all.
10. Will Smith Slaps Mel Brooks Over Hancock Dig (2025) Will Smith got himself in hot water again when he interrupted Mel Brooks’ Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech. The Wild Wild West actor got up and slapped the 93-year-old Brooks after he commented, “Superhero movies are all the rage these days. I still don’t like Hancock. That one was a miss for me.” 9. Meryl Streep Does a Sick-as-Hell Kickflip to Cure Cancer (2029) Streep, 79 at the time, went up to accept her fourth Oscar, only to instead say, “If I hit this sticky gnarr you all have to…
Here are our picks for the films that should win the major categories at this Sunday’s Academy Awards: Best Film Editing The Banshees of Inisherin, Mikkel E.G. Nielsen Strauss, Thelma Schoonmaker Everything Everywhere All at Once, Paul Rogers Tár, Monika Willi Top Gun: Maverick, Eddie Hamilton Everything Everywhere All at Once – What can we say about the surprise hit of 2022 that hasn’t already been said in every other universe? Best Adapted Screenplay All Quiet on the Western Front, screenplay by Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson & Ian Stokell Mr. Tesla’s Coil, written by Peter Farrelly Forrest Gump 2: Gumpier, written by Robert Zemeckis…