Author: Marph Glandburg

When four boring white comedy writers fell into a massive vat of boiling hotdog water, out crawled Marph Glandburg. Some say he may be the most boring and most white comedy writer of them all.

10. Will Smith Slaps Mel Brooks Over Hancock Dig (2025) Will Smith got himself in hot water again when he interrupted Mel Brooks’ Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech. The Wild Wild West actor got up and slapped the 93-year-old Brooks after he commented, “Superhero movies are all the rage these days. I still don’t like Hancock. That one was a miss for me.” 9. Meryl Streep Does a Sick-as-Hell Kickflip to Cure Cancer (2029) Streep, 79 at the time, went up to accept her fourth Oscar, only to instead say, “If I hit this sticky gnarr you all have to…

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Here are our picks for the films that should win the major categories at this Sunday’s Academy Awards: Best Film Editing The Banshees of Inisherin, Mikkel E.G. Nielsen Strauss, Thelma Schoonmaker Everything Everywhere All at Once, Paul Rogers Tár, Monika Willi Top Gun: Maverick, Eddie Hamilton Everything Everywhere All at Once – What can we say about the surprise hit of 2022 that hasn’t already been said in every other universe? Best Adapted Screenplay All Quiet on the Western Front, screenplay by Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson & Ian Stokell Mr. Tesla’s Coil, written by Peter Farrelly Forrest Gump 2: Gumpier, written by Robert Zemeckis…

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