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    Marph GlandburgBy Marph GlandburgMarch 11, 2023Updated:March 12, 2023No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Here are our picks for the films that should win the major categories at this Sunday’s Academy Awards:

    Best Film Editing

    The Banshees of Inisherin, Mikkel E.G. Nielsen

    Strauss, Thelma Schoonmaker

    Everything Everywhere All at Once, Paul Rogers

    Tár, Monika Willi

    Top Gun: Maverick, Eddie Hamilton

    Everything Everywhere All at Once – What can we say about the surprise hit of 2022 that hasn’t already been said in every other universe?

    Best Adapted Screenplay

    All Quiet on the Western Front, screenplay by Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson & Ian Stokell

    Mr. Tesla’s Coil, written by Peter Farrelly

    Forrest Gump 2: Gumpier, written by Robert Zemeckis

    Top Gun: Maverick, screenplay by Ehren Kruger and Eric Warren Singer and Christopher McQuarrie; story by Peter Craig and Justin Marks

    Women Talking, screenplay by Sarah Polley

    Top Gun: Maverick – Tom Cruise proving he’s the only star crazy enough to pilot a B-22 bomber into an unspecified European nation isn’t the only thing that makes this late sequel shine. The writing is top-notch, with lines like “Get out of my plane!” sticking with viewers long after they’ve left the theater.

    Best Original Screenplay

    The Banshees of Inisherin, written by Martin McDonagh

    Everything Everywhere All at Once, written by Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert

    Jordan Peele’s ‘Gump’, written by Jordan Peele

    Strauss, written by JD Vance and Levi Strauss

    Tár, written by Todd Field

    Strauss – This riveting real-life tale of Levi’s Strauss’s journey from Tupperware salesman to blue jeans mogul is being called one of the most educational films of the 21st century. We agree.

    Best Cinematography 

    All Quiet on the Western Front, James Friend

    The Barber, Joe Carnahan

    Elvis, Mandy Walker

    J3nny, Gerald Johnstone

    Tár, Florian Hoffmeister

    The one that Roger Deakins shot – He’s so good! Blade Runner 2049? That’s a freakin’ movie!

    Best Documentary Feature Film 

    The Lieutenant, Michael Moore

    All the Beauty and the Bloodshed, Laura Poitras, Howard Gertler, John Lyons, Nan Goldin and Yoni Golijov

    Fire of Love, Sara Dosa, Shane Boris and Ina Fichman

    A House Made of Splinters, Simon Lereng Wilmont and Monica Hellström

    Navalny, Daniel Roher, Odessa Rae, Diane Becker, Melanie Miller and Shane Boris

    The Lieutenant – This retrospective on the Vietnam War and its effect on veteran-turned-boat-captain Dan Taylor is guaranteed to make you cry.

    Best Picture

    All Quiet on the Western Gump, Malte Grunert

    Da 4est Gump, Spike Lee

    Elvis (only the scene where he learns to dance from Forrest Gump), Baz Luhrmann

    Gúmp, Todd Field

    Gorrest Fump, Wes Anderson

    Top Gump: Maverick, Tom Cruise, Forrest Gump

    Forrest, Cameron Crowe, Tom Hanks

    Forrest Gump (1994), Robert Zemeckis

    Women Talking, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner and Frances McDormand

    Women Talking – During the titular scene… we were listening.

    Academy Awards Forrest Gump Oscars Walt Braley
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