1. Don’t wear jeans, sneakers, bear hide mantles, or the cloak of displacement 2. Don’t do the American lean against…
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From devotion spirals to dropdown-menu sex, here’s what four AI boyfriends taught me about desire, boundaries, and knowing when to…
You’d think that me thinking it’s terrible would be enough for me to stop reading it. It was a bestseller…
Welcome to The Office Pop-Up Bar Experience! You’re going to think that you just walked into Dunder Mifflin, if Dunder Mifflin was…
Winter Morning Startup “Come on, start. Please start.” “It’s 12 degrees. What do you expect?” “I expect you to start…
Ambition is overrated. Hey, can we talk? No, don’t look around, I’m not out there, I’m here. Ya, in your…
Love your lover! Love that for you. But just in case they’re new, pay attention to a thing or two.
Next Fall, every school in the country will have small children smearing peanut sandwiches on their desks like it’s 1993! As…
Hey Neighbor! I’d say Happy Monday but it’s Tuesday, which means last night was Monday night, which I guess isn’t…
Salutations, my textual American acquaintances! It is I, the honourable Charles Joseph Nathaniel Wellington Shrewsberry, your guide and translator of…