Today I once again managed to ruin breakfast for everyone. I did something that according to my daughter was so mean and stupid that she couldn’t eat another bite. Here is what I did: I filled her glass with orange juice instead of apple juice. Pure hatred rained down on me as I tried to explain the reason for this heinous attempt at breakfast based taste-icide. I did it because we were out of apple juice. Madness ensued as I was basically trying to poison her. EVERYTHING she ate or drank after that tasted like oranges and had to be…
Author: Mark K.R.
Mark K.R.
Markus was born in the early '80s and enjoys writing funny things for the internet.