Author: Danniel Rodriguez

Due to an unexpected surge in demand and continual overheating, appointments to Neuralyze your memories and forget the horrors of the world have been put on pause except for those appointments already scheduled until January 2029. Afterward, we will decide if we deem it pertinent to continue this community care amnesia program. The Neuralyzer was not designed to erase and assuage the collective trauma of an entire country. It was designed to make you scoff at the weird things your uncle says at dinner. “Yes, an alien from Alpha Centauri moved down the street. Their name is Gretchen, and they…