Hi there. Up here. No higher. There you go. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Flock camera. Nice to meet you in person! Usually I am more of a hang out and take it all in type. But Jiminy Christmas, people, haaaaate me. Let me just say I don’t hate you. In fact, I love you all very much—both as a group and as very specific individuals for very specific reasons. To Officer Russell who logs on every couple hours to keep tabs on his ex-wife and that no good new boyfriend of hers, you are a testament to exes who…
Author: Keith Byrne
Keith Byrne
Keith Byrne is a creative director, copywriter, and occasional humor writer. He lives in New York, works in the matrix, and is increasingly convinced there is nothing more annoying than overly clever bios like this one.