Dear Tooth Fairy, Let me start with this, I respect what you do. Your job is nonstop. You never get days off. You’re on-call 365 nights a year. You have to travel internationally at the drop of a tooth. You are handling teeth that may have not been properly cared for and to my knowledge, doing so without judgement. Who knows if you even have proper PPE for some of those cases? Your work is very demanding.However, I do not trust you. My parents hammered into my head “do not trust strangers.” They definitely don’t want me inviting them into…
Author: Brooke Naumoff
Brooke Naumoff
Brooke Naumoff is a high school English teacher and humor writer. She writes comedy to make people laugh without tickling. Her work is featured in The Belladonna.