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Faced with climate change, COVID variants, and supply chain failures, we as a species must come to peace with the…
People are getting tired of dealing with the ongoing pandemic, and renowned public health experts such as musician Kid Rock,…
A pleasure to see you all. Did you find my office all right? I know, I know, it’s in the…
Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
Up On the Rooftop (Drip, Drip, Drip) Up on the rooftop, a foot of snow- You’re not used to seeing…
Hi there. Don’t be alarmed. It’s just us, the humanoid lizard people living under the Earth’s crust. While we are…
Recently I, human reporter Walt Braley, wrote an investigative piece where I made audacious, unsubstantiated, and downright ridiculous claims that…
The good news is Clifford’s heartworm test came back negative. The bad news is a bit more complicated, as he…