I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…
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As of today, more than fifty million Americans have received both doses of the vaccine and are considered fully immune…
Dear New York Times Opinions and Editorials Page (or whatever nationally recognized publication ultimately receives and runs this column; I…
You can now deliver your $12 birthday check to your grandson, in person. You can now eat a Bloomin’ Onion inside Outback…
Zorro Deese wearing of the mask is no problemo. We have the evidence that it helps the people. Less spread…
One shot, two shot, red shot, blue shot It does not matter which you get, just get your shot so…
To Whom It May Concern: I recently took a DNA ancestry test through your company. The results I received were…
Is this thing on? Test one, two. Still nothing? Yeah, I think the mic’s stuck in my fur. That may…
It’s no secret we’ve been extremely divided politically the past four years. We’ve practically been at each other’s throats. Sure,…
Well, the one thing I didn’t want to happen has happened. My stimulus check finally came through and I’m $600…