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Dear all you left-winged-commie-loving-non-Americans, Yesterday was 103 degrees in Nowhere, Texas. Now everyone is bringing up the big c-word. Well,…
Thank you for your interest in Der Laufenführer’s Hostile German, the new über-advanced home fitness system set to revolutionize the…
Having been diagnosed, you already know that the cell receptors for some of your neurotransmitters are functioning in an irregular…
Humanity has reached a pivotal moment in the course of our history, where our action, or inaction, will have such…
Dear Tom, I’m sorry, but I have to get this off my chest. I think we should break up. Look,…
1. When you get out of bed in the morning, what’s your first move? A. Grab a bowl of cereal…
Here’s some news that will knock you right on your ass. NASA’s “worm” logo, which was the agency’s primary logo…
In troubling times like these, with an international pandemic at our door, I would like to take the time to…
1. Wryly raising an eyebrow 2. Curtsying deeply while humming “God Save the Queen” 3. Trading mock-flirty air kisses 4.…