Author: Jon Savitt

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Hi there! Thanks for joining us today. My name’s Craig Claus (no relation) and I’ll be your guide today. If you’re here, it’s because you’ve been cast as a character in an upcoming Hallmark movie. Whoa, easy there, Rudolph. Put down the eggnog. You can’t be in a Hallmark movie without a Hallmark job. How else do you expect to pay for all those cookies you’ll be decorating while dramatically reflecting on your life choices? It’s okay. No need to get your stockings in a bunch. We’ve got you covered.  Welcome to the Hallmark Movie Job Fair, where clichés turn…

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As Halloween quickly approaches, there has been a lot of focus on how people can celebrate the holiday safely.  Experts are recommending drastic changes to regular trick-or-treating traditions. Some are suggesting to stay home altogether. Personally, my mom says, “If the cheap-ass Miller family next door isn’t giving out king-size candy bars, why even bother?” Calm down, mom!  In the latest string of Halloween-related news, the CDC announced that COVID-19 safety guidelines also apply to stereotypical slasher killers, specifically those who rely on close-weapon combat (hockey sticks, knives, axes, etc.) to gruesomely murder their victims.“These are unprecedented times and that…

Here at Domino’s, we put the customer first. From our ultra-wealthy CEO (seriously, he’s so rich) to the high school kid we just hired in Minnesota, our entire team is relentlessly committed to offering the highest-quality service.  We understand the pandemic has impacted your relationship with our pizza. Safety is a priority and you need to be assured that we’re doing everything in our power to maintain today’s industry standards.  That’s why we’re excited to announce that we’ve taken contactless delivery to the next level. Now, when you order Domino’s, you’ll be guaranteed that nobody else will come in contact…