I don’t care what your Christmas plans are. They’re done. Cancel them. There is no room for Christmas cheer or…
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Greetings. Over the weekend, a tourist taking pictures of a hippopotamus at a watering hole about sixty miles from Nairobi,…
For 150 million years I’ve laid here. Covered beneath heaps of dirt and rocks and so many bugs. Patiently waiting…
Listen here, you whiners – I’ve had it up to my mountains with all of your complaining about winter. You…
1. Gilbert Gottfried impersonating a dial-up modem. 2. A drunken man attempting to play Taylor Swift songs with a vuvuzela.…
You’ve probably heard that virtual reality is all the rage these days, but did you know that before VR, there…
Hey Americans, Canadians, and Europeans! And any other Western culture thinking about making bugs a regular part of their diet…
The Seventh Sense We can all see dead people, but can they see us? Use what you know about the…
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you finally hate yourself enough to lose the weight. That’s both the first and easiest…
I’m sorry, honey. I screwed up. I should have told you I would be home late. I should have told…