Well, here we are, packed like sardines in this elevator and marinating in a thick, beefy cloud of my fermented intestinal gases. Enough with all the accusatory glances and throat-clearing, Kurt. This fart is one hundred percent my intentional fault, and maybe once you all hear me out on why I ripped it, you’ll change your minds about the melodramatic way you’re reacting to it right now. So why did I just fart all up in the middle of this crowded elevator? My reasons are simple and plentiful: 1. To raise awareness for an air pollution charity that I support. As…
Author: Brock LaBorde
Brock LaBorde
Brock LaBorde is an LA-based writer/producer who’s been lucky enough to create content for MTV, Comedy Central, Super Deluxe, Funny or Die, Cracked, Weekly Humorist, and Machinima. His latest project is an animated series called SpaceWorld, starring Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. GQ called him handsome once (and only once).