Happy second COVID Halloween! This holiday only comes once a pandemic year, so make it count. Good work ordering your…
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Doctor Delphin, it’s been some time. Never mind how I got into your lab. Let’s just say the security here…
Expressing their satisfaction with Amazon’s return policy, apogee aliens released a public statement to thank Amazon for their support in…
Los Angeles County and the W.H.O. warned that even immunized people should wear masks indoors. – New York Times, June…
As President Joe Joe Beans (that’s his name, right?) continues to roll out vaccines all over the great plains of…
Somewhere in the bowels of Santa Monica… Namaste, friends, and welcome to Cafe Candida! I’m so glad that you qualified…
When I graduated college in 2010, my parents were so proud of me. I was proud of me, too. Why?…
Dear American Joe, Thank you for ordering more shit than you will ever need. Your kid’s plastic Paw Patrol toys will…
Hey champ! I heard it was your first time out on the town since Miss Rona broke your trust and…
I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…