This is your Captain, Jean-Luc Picard speaking. It has come to my attention that the holodeck has been in unusually…
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Absorb your beverage through osmosis. Snort your drink like you’re in the bathroom of Studio 54. Instead of drinking your…
Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
BELMAR, NJ-Citing the complete and total control they hold over the deep, all humans earlier today were in utter disbelief…
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Let’s get this out of the way right now: YES, I know I can predict the future using psychohistory and…
Honey Bear, my love. Take a seat on one of the tree stumps over here. Me and the cubs wanted…
If you’re a middle-aged male living in the United States, recent studies have shown that there’s a 40% chance you’ve…
It feels like every day brings a new, unimaginably huge disaster – some new variant in this endless pandemic, a…
Bearly There Briefing Room, Lake Tahoe 4:23 PM PST MS. URSUS, HANK THE TANK’S PUBLICIST: Hello everyone, and thank you for…