Seemingly in childbirth, but actually just from attempting to pass the three goats I ate in one sitting. Being the…
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It’s said President Lincoln stirred his coffee with his massive dick (it was the same length as his stovepipe hat).…
1. Willy Wonka and the Lithium Ion Battery – Roald Dahl While the well-known classic Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…
My Fellow McClintocks, Today is a sad day. I regret to inform you our beloved family newsletter, “The Fightin’ McClintock,”…
The Vietnam War was, at best, a colossal military failure for the United States and, at worst, a demonstration of…
Source: National Air and Space Museum Most know Orville and Wilbur Wright as the pioneers of aviation, but few know…
On January 3rd, President Trump unilaterally ordered the killing of Qassem Soleimani, a high-ranking Iranian general who commanded the Quds…
(Editor’s Note: This op-ed is from our archives and was originally published May 22, 3500 BCE.) Whatever happened to walking?…
Hey guys, can we chat for a second? Look. I realize that coal mining can be a wild business sometimes.…
1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first human to walk on the moon, broadcasting back to Earth the immortal words, “By…