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New Year’s Eve is a time for celebration, but it can also be a time for careful reflection and planning. That’s why it’s good to look ahead and figure out ahead of time what you’ll most regret the most this time next year. So to help you get started, here are 25 things that are sure to make you feel ashamed and embarrassed in 2015: 1. Catching up on “Serial,” realizing no one wants to talk about it anymore. 2. Taking that “Which Way Will You Suddenly Die in 2015?” BuzzFeed quiz. 3. Making an all-too-ambitious New Year’s resolution, so…
10. Running into Stephanie at the grocery store and did you know she’s single now? I put in a good word for you after I told her how Heather broke your heart. 9. The man who helped her pick out paint at Ace Hardware who it turns out used to go to the same high school as the neighbor’s kids but graduated a few years earlier and he was just so helpful and nice and the paint turned out really well but it took forever and you wouldn’t believe what your father did with the painter’s tape and the drop cloth…
Sure, those North Korean hackers got The Interview banned in the United States. But they don’t have the stones to get this movie taken away from us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxrU9TGJo8&feature=youtu.be
As we continue our year in review, we scoured the Internet for 2014’s top 10 top 10 lists that rank top 10 lists: 10. You’ve Never Seen a Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists Like This Before 9. These 10 Top 10 Lists Restored Our Faith in Humanity 8. These Are the Top 10 Lists of 2014 That Will Change How You See the World 7. Here are 10 of the BEST Top 10 Lists of 2014! 6. You Won’t Believe What We Put Into This Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists 5. 10 Lists that Rank Our…
11. March 10. August 9. January 8. November 7. May 6. September 5. April 4. December 3. October 2. July 1. June
It’s finals time in Collegeland, and that means there are some seriously stressed-out students out there desperate for tips on getting through the week in one piece. Luckily, we’re here to help! Here are 25 ways that you can survive Finals Week and make it through to your holiday break: Do absolutely no studying; trust your intuition. Refuse to answer any true/false questions on the basis that absolute truth is unknowable. You’re sure to be rewarded for your insights! Stroll into your exam half an hour late. Your relaxed attitude is sure to impress your teacher! Remember, instructors are as…
It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to be in some pretty close quarters with a lot of family members. And with all the food and alcohol flowing this time of year, you, like any human, will be susceptible to unavoidable farts. But you don’t have to worry yourself into oblivion that people will find out what you did. Here are some ways to successfully cover up that fart of yours: Constantly hover around the youngest and oldest of your party guests. The moment you feel a fart coming, start tapping the side of your glass to call for a toast.…
After listening to the entirety of Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat for the past week (every single song is a powerhouse, by the way), it only further cements the fact that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is a colossal piece of shit. What a garbage song. This thing is an offensive assault to all of our senses and should be outlawed, especially since it has caused the ears of so many listeners to profusely bleed without warning. And, worst of all, “Anaconda” completely defecates all over one of the most fun songs of all time. If you’re going to sample “Baby Got Back,” please,…