[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…
Hey Guys, just a heads up that there’s no new post today. My dad, forever bozo, opened up the dang…
“Avoid Taking Shite or Being Told to Feck Off”
Your Saturday Cocktails & Game Night with your close and mutual friends that gradually turned into a fun kickback was…
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“This will fly farther and more accurately,” said area man Chad Hester to a friend as they perused the disc…
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Boys, thanks for swarming on such short notice. We all know it’s brutal out there. A bloodbath. Other sales managers…
Bonjour Marie, As you know, I’m moving to your beautiful country from the US due to a recent promotion. My…